I wouldn't know

I wouldn’t know what to do with you if I had you.

And what I mean by that, is that I don’t know what you like.

I’m not familiar with your culture beyond what I already know.

I don’t know your hobbies.

I don’t know your values.

I don’t know what makes you happy.

I don’t know what you avoid (other than me.)

At most, at best, is we could watch all of the American and Japanese TV shows I’ve collected recently that I used to watch growing up.

Still, it may indoctrinate you and make you “more American” than anything else, but at least it’s something.

That’s all I got.

And I mean yeah, museums, aquarium, blah blah blah all that shit.

Tourist stuff, sure, but as far as being alone in a room together?

And NOT having sex?

This is it.

I mean I could guess.

Books.

Puzzles.

But who doesn’t do that?

Isn’t that basic?

What makes you tick???

You’re a mystery.

Whoever you are.