Turned up to Reply

Apparently you’d have to be turned all the way up to reply to me, and while we’re talking about these things my so called “friends” had me knocked out and ejaculated into my knit cap? Then pulled out a gun and shot a blank.

The officer the next morning wanted to see if I was alive but I was apparently covered in jizz and there’s audio/video footage out there somewhere that no one wilL show me the voices say

Edit:

Now they’re saying it’s milk and cereal, we were in a 7/11 after all…