SEX WITH A DOG?!

The voices in my head have been raking me on a wild ride recently, and while I don’t want to mention any names what I’m hearing now is one of my co-workers at Close to Home, “H-Bomb” had or would rather have sex with a dog than with- ??? Someone else???

Me?

Who?

Him?

Her?

This aint shit that I would even attempt to sit and ponder about. There’s just been this messy back and forth about people being “turned all the way up” and “coming out of the closet” for god knows how long and while I’m not the architect of any of these deviant ideations I am, somehow, the subject or victim of them.

Gone are the days of just repeated messages, now the voices tell me they are in court trying to get to the bottom of who really is “Daniel Fairclough.”

Weird.